invited two cute little mormon missionaries in for a cool drink,it was hot, i felt sorry for them, they wouldnt come in, terrified Id try to molest the both of them.heard this is now doctrine, not allowed in with members of the opposite sex, even in pairs, after a bunch old ladies drugged two nice mormon boys and used em as SEX SLAVES for about two weeks!!.
Like Lot...they managed to get it up.
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The Graveyard Chruch of God
by lisaBObeesa inhttp://www.herbertwarmstrong.com/disfellowship.htm .
sorry i'm not sure how to make this link clickable, but check it out.
it really cracked me up!.
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I think I 'm confused?
by Cotton Tail ini have been disassociated for almost ten years and would not step foot into a kingdom hall if you paid me.
i have been lurking around the board for the past month or so making posts hear and there but i am confused.
it sounds like there is a great deal of you who frequent the board still attend the kingdom hall.
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cottontail.
Were ALL confused thats why we are here.
Just sink into the mire with the rest of us.
But seriously, Im not too sure about what Im in myself.
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Why would a God want worship anyway?
by radar inthe need to be worshiped is a human failing rather than divine.. when you look into history, you find that it as been the tyrants, that have required worship/devotion, from its people.
look into the bible, you find a battle over worship.
there is satan who supposedly wanted just one act of worship from jesus, and he would give kingdoms away.. then there is god, who reportedly required the sacrifice of thousands of animals on a weekly basis as part of his worship.
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Somebody tell me where in the Bible it says a creative day is 7000years, I cant find it. Also, At the fall God said Adam would die in that day . he didnt( unless you believe a day is a thousand years).
What did Satan say? 'You shall be like God knowing good and evil"
God confirms this himself saying the "man has become like us knowing good and evil"
Did God fib?. The serpent truthed?
Possible? or am I mislead by wicked reasoning?
Also, how can there be light on day two if the sun wasnt created till day 4?
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Why would a God want worship anyway?
by radar inthe need to be worshiped is a human failing rather than divine.. when you look into history, you find that it as been the tyrants, that have required worship/devotion, from its people.
look into the bible, you find a battle over worship.
there is satan who supposedly wanted just one act of worship from jesus, and he would give kingdoms away.. then there is god, who reportedly required the sacrifice of thousands of animals on a weekly basis as part of his worship.
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Somebody tell me where in the Bible it says a creative day is 7000years, I cant find it. Also, At the fall God said Adam would die in that day . he didnt( unless you believe a day is a thousand years).
What did Satan say? 'You shall be like God knowing good and evil"
God confirms this himself saying the "man has become like us knowing good and evil"
Did God fib?. The serpent truthed?
Possible? or am I mislead by wicked reasoning?
Also, how can there be light on day two if the sun wasnt created till day 4?
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Two Elders Came To My Door
by silentlambs inwell i guess wt is getting tired of waiting me out.
two elders showed up at my door on halloween.
they were not trick or treating, at least i think they were notat least they did not have candy bags.
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bill
expect NO mercy and LESS understanding.
They got my aunt for having a pair of mens felt slippers in her bathroom.
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Best Excuses for Getting out of Meetings
by Xena inbeing pregnant worked really well for me!
lol i milked that puppy for all it was worth!
got to sit in the back room and nap with my feet up!
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used to have a woman at our meetings who used to be carried in on a stretcher set up the back like a relic and she had her three kids
ministering to her with fans and foot massage. She was so holy she was constantly "afflicted" by Satanic illness.
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The UN in Prophecy? Forget It!
by metatron ini have to shake my head and sigh whenever these prophetic.
(or pathetic) fantasies appear about the un.
far from being a. powerful world ruling 'wild beast', the un is an underfunded,.
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read daniel 2 verse 43. it sayeth:"Wheras thou sawest iron mixed with mirey clay they shall mingle themselves with the seed of men"
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WHO SURVIVED...."75"..?
by OUTLAW inwho survived..."1975"...,i`m just curious,how many of us,are there?those of us that lived though this,will know what i mean.
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Had 6 rifles and a cache of food in the woods along with 3 brothers from the cong, intent- SURVIVE the big 75 Armaggedon conflagration,
couldnt allow myself to be killed in the persecution because if I died and got resurrected...NO SEX (being as angels)
Had to get through in one piece just so I could know the mystery of woman.
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by edward gentry inmy mother died from refusing a blood transfussion, it took her 3 weeks to die and her body fought hard to live.
by the end she had gangrene in both feet and hands, the doctors said, if she survived they would have to be amputated.
im there thinking, "okay, shes footless, handless, but still mummy dearest".kidney failure, heart failure followed, with the doctors fighting like all hell trying to keep her alive.
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my mother died from refusing a blood transfussion, it took her 3 weeks to die and her body fought hard to live. By the end she had gangrene in both feet and hands, the doctors said, if she survived they would have to be amputated. Im there thinking, "okay, shes footless, handless, but still mummy dearest".kidney failure, heart failure followed, with the doctors fighting like all hell trying to keep her alive. Course she didnt survive.18 days into the ordeal I went in to look at her and the whites of her eyes were blood red, eyes wide open, unseeing. Those ghastly red eyes. I thought "this is GODS WILL?"
it seemed impossible.
Edward